Labels: Calvin and Hobbes - Fire place
Calvin: Well. it's a New Year. And I'd say the first to hours haven't been up to snuff.
Hobbes: Did you make any New Year's resolutions?
Calvin: You bet! I resolved to quit hiding my feelings so much! From now on, the world's gonna know exactly what I think of it!
Hobbes: Yes, you've certainly been the model of self-restraint and under-statement up until now.
Calvin: Well no more. And I've also resolved not to put up with sarcastic tigers.
Hobbes: If I see any, I'll tell them.
Labels: Calvin - New year resolution - 2
Susie: Did you bring something for SHOW AND TELL?
Calvin : You Bet! I brought these charred rocks and ashes from my back yard. See? Dramatic proof that UFO's landed not a hundred feet from my house! Their retro rockets burned solid rock into this fragile gray dust cube!
Susie: This is an old charcoal briquette
Calvin: Even as we speak, aliens are undoubtedly infiltrating the highest levels of our government
Labels: Calvin proves UFO's