Calvin and Hobbes - Fire place


Calvin: There's something magical about having a fire. The crackles and snaps, the warn, flickering light.. everything always seems safe and cozy if your'e sitting in front of fire. And if you've got a hot tiger tummy to lie against.... WELL!

Calvin - New year resolution - 2

Calvin: Well. it's a New Year. And I'd say the first to hours haven't been up to snuff.
Hobbes: Did you make any New Year's resolutions?

Calvin: You bet! I resolved to quit hiding my feelings so much! From now on, the world's gonna know exactly what I think of it!
Hobbes: Yes, you've certainly been the model of self-restraint and under-statement up until now.

Calvin: Well no more. And I've also resolved not to put up with sarcastic tigers.
Hobbes: If I see any, I'll tell them.

Calvin - The Giant Octopus


Calvin: Disgusting denizen of the deep, the giant octopus glides across the ocean floor. At the sight of an enemy, he releases a cloud of ink and makes his getaway!

Calvin proves UFO's

Susie: Did you bring something for SHOW AND TELL?

Calvin : You Bet! I brought these charred rocks and ashes from my back yard. See? Dramatic proof that UFO's landed not a hundred feet from my house! Their retro rockets burned solid rock into this fragile gray dust cube!

Susie: This is an old charcoal briquette

Calvin: Even as we speak, aliens are undoubtedly infiltrating the highest levels of our government

Calvin - school - trouble - sirens

Calvin: Boy, Did I get in trouble at school today. Wow.
Hobbes: What happened?

Calvin: I don't even want to talk about it.
Hobbes: Did it have anything to do with all those sirens about noon?

Calvin: I SAID I don't want to talk about it.